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Vampires! Horror! by Beau Hays and Dennis Curley

A campy rock-n-roll musical about vampires trying to take over the world!



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Season 2010-2011 TBA — soon!



We were thrilled with our inaugural season — two original plays, an original musical, and a variety show!  And we have no intention of stopping now.  But first, a note of explanation.


Those of you who have followed Table Salt's progress will have no doubt noticed that we are no longer counting the original musical Vampires! Horror!  as a part of our first season.  There are a few reasons for this.  First of all, four shows in our inaugural season was quite exhausting enough, thank you!  Also, let's face it — the only time of year to produce a show about vampires is the month of October.  And since it just didn't make sense for our first season to run for more than twelve months, we decided to roll V!H! over as the first show of our new season.  2009 donors and season ticket holders, fear not — your tickets and discounts still apply!


Now for some more exciting news:  Table Salt, in conjunction with Joshua Will's Recovery Party, will be entertaining the troops in Okinawa, Japan, this December!  Our holiday variety show Spiked! was a huge success, and we promise to bring it back to the U.S. in December of 2011.


So come spend a little time with Table Salt this year.  Read all about our upcoming productions below; then sign up to be on our e-mail list.  We'll see you at the theater!


An AppleVampires! Horror! by Beau Hays and Dennis Curley

Vampires! Horror! — a brand new rock musical — is coming to the Old Arizona!  With music by Dennis Curley and book and lyrics by Beau Hays, this campy show gleefully rides the blazing popularity of the Twilight series, the Anne Rice vampire books, and such television classics as Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Forever Knight, Moonlight, Being Human, The Vampire Diaries, and True Blood!

In the tiny town of Rayburg, an unlikely cast of characters finds themselves enmeshed in the threads of a dire prophecy.  Is TeriLyn's unborn baby really the long-awaited Vampire King?  Does her toymaker husband, Roger, really work for the military, and does he unknowingly hold the key to humanity's very survival?  Will hack tabloid reporter Loretta St. James uncover the truth in time to get the headlines she so desperately craves?  As Daylight Saving Time comes to a close, the vampires and the U.S. military prepare to do battle once more, with the fate of the world hanging in the balance.  And with dancing.

Directed by Beau Hays.
Choreography by Andrea Geer; musical direction by Dennis Curley.

October 15 - 30, 2010

Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays at 8 PM; Sundays at 2 PM

Old Arizona
2821 Nicollet Avenue
Minneapolis, MN 55408

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